excuse me favorite character did i give you permission to die
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
jesus died for your sins so make sure to sin hard everyday or else he died for nothing
im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president
i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch
My history professor asked who we wanted to have as the next pope and I chimed in Oprah and my prof just stands there laughing for a solid minute before he whispers