i steal jokes from tumblr and say them in real life and my friends think im a comedic genius

chris evans cleaning after shooting on the avengers set.

Reporter: I have a question to Robert and to Scarlett. Firstly to Robert, throughout Iron Man 1 and 2, Tony Stark started off as a very egotistical character but learns how to fight as a team. And so how did you approach this role, bearing in mind that kind of maturity as a human being when it comes to the Tony Stark character, and did you learn anything throughout the three movies that you made?
And to Scarlett, to get into shape for Black Widow did you have anything special to do in terms of the diet, like did you have to eat any specific food, or that sort of thing?
Scarlett: How come you get the really interesting existential question, and I get the like, “rabbit food” question?
The respect given to you if you’re a man in the entertainment business, and the respect given to you if you’re a woman in the entertainment business: all perfectly summed up in one idiotically thought out line of questioning.
(Source: villa-kulla)
as requested by schizofragile
Wuteva wuteva, I do what I want.
1. Leong Hall bathroom behind Sociology department
Pros: Hidden, it only has two cubicles, sometimes has tissue paper, and not a lot of people go there.
Cons: No bidet, and the possibility of someone turning off the lights.
2….
justin timberlake can either
- make more music
- or
- become a full-time snl castmember